Are you upset we faked you out with that Jack Tarot bit back in the first preview text? Then you’re prolly not happy about the death gaffe. We’re sorry. Relationships shouldn’t be built on lies. Please, please don’t leave us. Look, we promise we’ll be better. We’re so proud of you. Please, give us another chance, for Robo’s sake. It would destroy the poor guy if we broke up.

Note: Some online and offline retailers received this issue early (10/12/2016).